Homer's lost sister? Former ABC news anchor Carole Simpson, who ABC wisely took off the Sunday night broadcast (and off TV in general) and sent into schools under the pretense of winning over a new generation of viewers (one at a time), reappeared (RealVideo) on C-SPAN. She began her comments as a panelist by announcing she wasn't a political expert (20:36 into the clip) - then proceeded to prove it by giving the lamest post-election analysis I've seen yet by mimmicking (unwittingly I'm sure) Pauline Kael's infamous remark, "Who watches Walker, Texas Ranger? I don't know anybody who watches it." (47:20).

But the highlight had to be when she pulled out a map of the former slave holding states and compared it to the red states on the 2004 electoral vote map. (59:15)